Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Jesus Being Crucified (Offensive Joke)
Posted by: Dhananjay on: August 11, 2008
How offensive is that?
Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him. As Jesus looks out over the gathering he calls to one of his apostle’s. “Paul… Paul,” He calls out. Paul hears his name and comes [...]
Why George Bush Quit Drinking?
Posted by: Dhananjay on: August 11, 2008
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Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident…
Back in his party days, Dubya got behind the wheel after a few too many. He started the car and stepped on the gas. He was driving for a while, when suddenly a white ghost face appeared in the window. George saw it and began [...]
College vs High School
Posted by: Dhananjay on: July 14, 2008
1. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.
2. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come.
3. In high school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.
4. In college, the professors can tell you [...]
Got Game?
Posted by: Dhananjay on: June 28, 2008
Thought only Torres or Ballack or Arshavin can play the game? Very Wrong.
The Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students
Posted by: Dhananjay on: June 26, 2008
The Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students taken from the Harvard Crimson:
10. It doesn’t bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street.
9. I’d be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
7. I would never date an undergraduate.
6. Your latest article [...]
Incredible India?
Posted by: Dhananjay on: June 25, 2008
Incredible India? Surely. Child Bear or Chilled Beer: The man behind it surely must have thought that the shop-owners are gonna deal in bears or beers, heck the spelling.
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