Monthly Archives: August 2008

Jesus Being Crucified (Offensive Joke)

How offensive is that?

Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him. As Jesus looks out over the gathering he calls to one of his apostle’s. “Paul… Paul,” He calls out. Paul hears his name and comes to the front of the gathering. “Yes Jesus, how I may serve you” he exclaims. Just then a guard comes up to Paul, cuts Paul’s right arm off with his sword, and throws him back into the crowd, saying “No one is allowed to speak with the prisoner!” Jesus once again calls his name. “Paul . . . Paul”, he calls. Paul, determined goes to the front of the gathering again. There he meets the same guard who this time cuts off the left arm, and both legs and throws him back into the crowd.

Jesus yells out once again, “Paul…Paul”. Paul, who is now lying on his back on the ground, attempts to roll to the front of the gathering. The guard seeing this determination and devotion finally weakens and decides to let Paul speak to Jesus. He goes over to Paul, picks him up and brings him to the front of the crowd. Paul, with tears in his eyes looks up to his saviour and speaks, “Yes Jesus, I am here. What is it I can do for you?” Jesus looks over the horizon and then to Paul and states,”Oh nothing. I just wanted to tell you that I could see your house from here!”


Why George Bush Quit Drinking?

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident…

Back in his party days, Dubya got behind the wheel after a few too many. He started the car and stepped on the gas. He was driving for a while, when suddenly a white ghost face appeared in the window. George saw it and began screaming.

He stepped on the gas harder, but the face floated right in the window. George floored it – the speedometer read 110mph but the face did not disappear. A white hands gestured for him to roll down the window. Not knowing what else to do, he rolled it down slowly.

The wrinkled old face smiled and said, “Do you want help getting out of the mud?”

Exlcusive: GTA IV PC Cover

This is the cover of the highly anticipated PC version of Grand Theft Auto IV set to release on November 21 in North America

GTA IV Coming To PC This November

After all the speculation and finger crossing days, the word is finally making rounds on the Internet. Grand Theft Auto IV is coming to PC! Rockstar Games has confirmed the releasing dates to be 18 and 21 November in North America and Europe, respectively. The game would be similar to his console cousins but for a newly expanded multiplayer.

Grand Theft Auto IV, developed by Rockstar North, was previously released for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 this past April.