Summing up this day…5 December 2008 (Only till school time)

0545 Jaago Re
0600 Subah Colgate ki toh din tumhara
0710 Its Motu’s birthday
0715 Smile please
0740 13 present. It’s Friday today. (Something should happen)
0755 (some sound) Sir asks whose mobile was that?
Mine is silent
So is ours
0800 Surrender your gadgets and toys
We dont have anything
We’re bored. Meh
0945 Nowhere to go
1029 We’re back after lunch.
Pack your bags, you all are going home. I’ve called up your parents.
Why have you come to school? For bunking?
1034 Haris looks pale
1115 Joyita wants some coffee. Leaves us alone. We rejoice
Comes back. Meh
1130 Mr M is with Miss B. Pushed inside girls’ washroom.
Fights back. Comes outside.
1133 Goes back again. Mr N with him ( sher bankar ghus gaye andar). Miss B already in.
Door locked. Threesome (wink)
1135 Mr K comes wielding his mobile. Smile please
1135 Mr N poses. Mr M gives thumbs-up
1136 Old hag comes outside her class. Mobile, girl, boys, loo. Adds 2+2+2=222.  MMS???
1138 Brings another hag with her. Mr K is in trouble. Refuses to hand over his mobile.
Chal Madhok ke pass!
1139 Emergency class meeting.
1145 Gadgets go into smelly places. (You wouldnt wanna me describe it)
1148 Contacts deleted. Phones made pavitra!
1205 Sir barges into the class. English teacher is out.
Your parents would be called. You wont get full marks in Maths, Science and Social.
You wont come to school except for practicals and pre-boards. Crap. He sounded serious.
1210 Bags, lunch boxes, desks, pants, underwears, socks, shoes
1220 Nothing found. We are too smart!
1225 Sir browse Mr K’s phone. Empty. Smart-ass took his memory card out!
1230 Sir looks fierce!
We await the zero period
1235 Planning and plotting
1245 Should we surrender?
1250 The white flag is raised
1305 Ericsson, Samsung, Nokia, Desi Phone (I’m not sure), iPod on the table
1306 Sir smiles. Kiska phone kachche main tha? (looks at Mr N)
Mere paas toh hai hi nahin!
Aapke pass kachcha nahin hai?
Yeh 2 baje le lena (smiles again)
1307 Sighs…deep breathes, no calls at home, everyone is safe and sound.
1308 Go out in the field
1309 Rs 39000. Price for 1 hour of freedom!
We enjoy the sun after an eventful noon
1410 Someone is jealous. I promise to help.

PS: The names have not been cited to protect identities
PPS: If other versions of the story exist or if I have missed out on something, let me know.


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